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January 20, 2008 / Maleesha Kovnesky

You Stink

I’m going to rant about perfume again.

Lady, you are a regular biohazard.  How many people have fallen over dead when you walked by?  I know I almost did.  Whatever smell you are trying to cover up cannot possibly be as bad as the alternative you have chosen.  Please read the following article before you traumatize or maim any more olfactory centers.  Please. 

Perfume Do’s and Dont’s

If you have to wear it, please, please figure out what you are doing wrong.  You are poisoning the earth and the systems of those around you, and you are paying seventy dollars a bottle to do so.   

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